Thursday, September 01, 2005

Oil Spots, Oil Spills, Oil Prices

In response to Andrew Krepivenich's proposed "oil spot" strategy for Iraq, Mister Bush today unveiled his "oil spill" theory.

Standing in front of the USS Ronald Reagan in San Diego, Mister Bush warned that our troops must continue the fight in Iraq to keep the insurgents from taking control of that country's oil fields.

What next? Condi Rice goes on TV and evokes images of terrorists pouring Iraqi oil all over our cities and setting it on fire?

That might not be a bad course of action for them. It would be a lot cheaper to bring the oil over from Iraq than buy gas here at the pumps.

Next: Brooks Talks Krepinevich


  1. Sooo, we're not taking Chavez up on his offer of cheap gas for poor people?

  2. Looks like that's a big NO!