Vice President Dick Cheney, the most persistent draft evader of the Vietnam War and prime architect of our fiasco in Iraq.
Standing at the tomb of the unknown soldiers.
Hand over his heart while the national anthem plays.
Dick Cheney, champion of torture, laying the wreath on the tomb.
Dick Cheney, standing at semi-attention while a bugler plays taps.
I feel like I just got slapped. How about you?
I'm not sticking around to hear his speech. Time to go to the gym, or something.
(Thinks to Christie for catching the typo in "something." Er, "Kristie." Dhu!)