Sunday, December 18, 2005

Sunday Night Speech Predicitons...

Coming at you at 9pm tonight.

9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11... 9/11...

Spread of Democracy...

Freedom loving peoples....

Commander in chief.

Solemn duty.

War powers.

Patriot Act.

AUMF.

Constitution.

Oath.

Congressional approval.

Rule of law.

Terror.

Hatred.

Evil.

Sending wrong messages to Iraq/the troops/the world/our allies/the evil ones...

I'm responsible, but it's really everyone else's fault.

Islamo-discombobulists.

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You know. The standard menu at the Rove Cafe.

8 comments:

  1. Don't forget Poland.

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  2. How does the song go?

    "Winter for Poland and France?"

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  3. William Bollinger7:46 AM

    I heard a bit of his speech on the radio before I drowned it out with obscenities and put in Wagner. He was talking obout us not giving into defeatism. Someone needs to tell him that there isn't a problem with defeatism on the left. Instead, it's purely a matter of distrust.

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  4. William,

    Obscenities and Wagner were a wise choice.

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  5. William Bollinger4:59 PM

    Yeah, the Dutchman seemed entirely too appropriate right then.

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  6. I can just imagine Dubya listening to "Valkyrie" as he nods off for his post-workout nap.

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  7. William Bollinger7:44 AM

    Dreaming dreams that we will come to regret.

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